Happy New Year

Just wanted to wish all my friends and lurkers a Very Happy New Year...hope you are all having fun this evening...smiles

Top 10 signs you are too Old for BDSM

 Saw this on a site I was perusing...thought it funny and wanted to share with you...smiles

Author: Unknown

10. Sensory deprivation is when your Dom hides your hearing aid batteries.

9. Your nipple clamps have training wheels.

8. Edge play is standing by the microwave with a pacemaker.

7. When you tell your sub to get the cane, she has to specify "walking" or "beating".

6. You can't tell the difference between your tattoos and your age spots.

5. You shout "One, two, three, CLEAR!" for electrical play.

4. Your idea of breath play is when your wheelchair runs over your oxygen hose.

3. Your idea of suspension is an UltraLift bra.

2. You hold the paddle and say, "You're younger than me....back into the paddle ....HARD!"

And the Number One way to tell you might be too old for BDSM:

1. Age play really is 24/7.

 

ANNIVERSARY

this is O/our third anniversary...wow three years and they have been the most amazing three years for U/us....the good times and the bad times...but mostly they have been good times...smiles.....Happy Anniversary Master...kisses to You.